TOday has been a funny day

INCIDENT NUMBER ONE: I was lying on my bed reading notes and smsing when I came up with a joke. I found it so funny that I thought, 'good one' and then proceeded to roll over and give my wall a high five. The lack of human interaction is clearly taking its effect.

INCIDENT NUMBER TWO: NUS student union sends out an email talking about traffic congestion at the multipurpose sports hall. With regard to cars, they suggest not parking near the designated area or carpooling. Me being me, reads the last sentence as 'please park your car in the pool'.

INCIDENT NUMBER THREE: There is no incident number three. I shall now go back to revision. Good night.