The thing bout piano pieces

Its the same piece, but one person takes 6 minutes to play it, the other 4, one receives comments like, "your playing is like eating raw shit. It is like drinking pure nutrient piss from a cow" (hung up on egestion, much) whilst the other gets, 'you're exceptionally musical. Your piece is fantastically wet and fountain-like' (the piece was "Water" by Ravel). It just boils down to technique and style I suppose. I have neither.

But Imma try anyways. The thing with Debussy is that it makes me twink, the thing with Ravel is it makes me dreamy. And bartok makes me long for something, I don't know what.

I conclude that Music has the strangest effect on me; it makes me behave the way girls behave on tv when they're madly in love. I wonder why. I read somewhere, no actually I saw on a plasma tv by the lift in Singapore on discovery channel that when you listen to music, its like colourful fireworks going on in your brain with all the neurons firing.