Chalk another reason for why i'd rather be male. Allow me to show you the list, latest and most improved edition.
1) Males can walk around in boxers and boxers alone. If i walked around in boxers, i'd have certain members of my family screaming the house down. Imagine how the public would respond.
2) Males do not have oestrogen and progesterone. Yes, PMS was found in psychological studies to be a myth caused by our cognition, but you can't deny that hormones don't affect you. Take a look at a female body, there's all the evidence you need. (A female body. Singular. Don't go on some ogling spree).
3) Males can pee standing up. One of the world's most admirable feats. I truly applaud thee, ye creatures of no squatting.
4) Girls wear dresses, heels, makeup and skirts, shop, overindulge in pink, giggle, gossip, and bitch fight. Enough said.
5) Males don't have to reproduce. Well they do, but they just get a role in the first supposedly enjoyable bits. The pain part is where the ladies come in. What a wonderful world. And guess what else, men get to make the first moves. Women are supposed to sit and look pretty while waiting for men to make their first bloody moves.
6) Men don't bleed and men don't cry.
7) Men get to wear the same thing over and over again without anyone REALLY noticing, commenting, or giving a second glance. Men get to dress like they took no effort in getting dressed. Lets just say men don't have to get dressed.
8) Guys get more freedom than girls.
9) Guys can eat more. Definitely a bonus where I'm concerned.
10) To be continued. I should be writing my EE.
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ReplyDeletewhat's wrong with dresses, heels, skirts, shopping, giggling and gossiping ? :O :/ :P
(number 5)well you could make always make the first move even as a girl :/ but why would you wanna do that for? :P :]
Gotta agree with no.5(the pain&pregnancy bit) and no. 9 though ><
guys can change in cars :O
ReplyDeletewen lu can eat more than guys. :O
guys have to continue their ee too :O
haha. do you really want to make first moves ;) you'd be surprised how hard it is ;P
Haha Tongy would know :D
ReplyDeleteLol. Hello fellow woman :) Sorry for the violence in Netball :P It's mutual HEHE.
ReplyDeletefunny, i just read something about guys/girls advantages blablabla.
ReplyDelete"guys can pee standing up, but girls can have multiple orgasms" the book said.
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heeeeey...ive seen a girl pee standing up (dont ask why or how, i was 5) :D
ReplyDeleteand its been proven that males have higher rates of suicide cases... or do u envy that as well :P joooks...
and what IS so wrong with wearing dresses, heels, makeup and skirts, shop, overindulging in pink, giggling, gossiping, and bitch fights :P:P:P