DETEST

i DEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTT how freaking long it takes to download math past papers. DETEST. D.E.T.E.S.T.

Just kill me.

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There was a pile of scrap metal by the entrance. The mess of parts were heavily contorted so that one had to peer and scrutinise in order to cipher what on earth it could once have been. But if you did indeed stand there for long enough, you could figure the vague words on the flickering smashed screen that shouted the cause for its demise: 'computer smashed because it was slow and retarded and master carol got angry. Repeat. computer smashed because it was slow and retarded and master carol got angry.'

Don't mess with me, you piece of technology.