if ANYONE ever sends me a plant on facebook again in some pathetic attempt to stop global warming, i will personally send them a post on superwall that tells them that GLOBAL WARMING IS NOT COMBATED BY SENDING PLANTS THROUGH CYBER SPACE. GET A LIFE.

i have SIXTY THREE little patch green grass whatnot plants. i don't even like plants.

Well i like leaves, but not plants. which is like saying i like your toe, but i don't like you.

death to cyber plants.