Wednesday, September 24, 2008

TO ALL PEOPLE WHO REFER TO ME AS STICK INSECT

my name is Carol.
Repeat after me: Cccccccccc-Aaaaaaaaa-Rrrrrrr-Oooooooooo-Lllllllllllll
if it boosts your self confidence, try looking in a small pocket mirror hourly and forming your mouth into an ovalish shape before letting the consonents and vowels flow naturally from your mouth. This action becomes almost instinctive after a few days of practise.
Also notice how Carol sounds MUCH BETTER than stick insect.
Thank you for your attention.

1 comment:

  1. Several things:

    1. It's spelt 'consonants'.
    2. Stick insect is so much better :]

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