Fairy tales are back in fashion.

Once upon a time, there was a maid who was allergic to dust.
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That was me.
My mom's been making me do housework.
Even though i AM allergic to dust and everyhing.
So I ended up sneezing all over the floor and then moping it up.
Do you happen to know if sneeze has a certain detergent quality?
Cos I sure hope so.
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I saw another dead bird yesterday. It was ran over by a car.How do I know?
Well it was pretty much 2D instead of 3D at that time.
if i was a bird, I would most probably get run over once a week and be so skinny cos i wouldn't be able to catch any worms.
Good thing I'm not a bird.
My brains are like absolutely dead now.
Most probably from seeing all those dead birds.
>:(
That's it. No more looking at dead birds.
Bad habits...