Dear Blog (NOT@@#$%^&**&^%$)

Okay. Here's the thing. I suck at using computers and I DO NOT know what i'm doing here but i think its got something to do with the way some people stare at you when you say that you don't have a blog. So let's get things straight.
No. 1- there is no guarantee that whatever written here is the truth so try not to sue me if you can help it.
No. 2- All names used are fake. Or as real as they need to be
No. 3- Considering that I only use the computer about once to twice a week, don't expect much, k?

Got it? Good.